2.23.2011

Top 10 Reason Why I Hate, Loathe, and Despise Winter

10. The serious lack of color which contributes to depression. This would include but not limited to cloudy skies, bare trees, and dead grass. 9. Sure snow is pretty when it falls but what does it look like the next day? heaps od brown muddy mess. 8. The sun doesn't get up until 6:30 am and leaves by 4:30 pm. 7. It takes 30 minutes to get you and your little one dressed with coats, scarves, gloves, boots, and hats for a 15 minute grocery run. 6. Two words: ice scrapper. 5. Remember Randy from A Christmas Movie? 4. The serious lack of fresh air and vitamin D. If it gets even close t0 50 degrees I open the windows and freeze us all out just to get some fresh air into the home. 3. Why must baking be involved with "be cozy while it's chilly outside?" This makes for major weight gain because EVERYDAY is chilly! 2. Pasty skin and mousy brown roots. And the number One reason why I absolutely despise winter... is everyone being sick! sick! sick!

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  1. This would be very clever/funny if it wasn't so TRUE! Sorry...!

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