4.04.2010
Mars vs. Venus
Venus noticed Mars' toenails were once again getting longer than the wall of China. Before Mars' heads for the shower, Venus places the toenail clippers right where Mars can see them, with a special reminder to make it easy and convenient for Mars to have attractive toes. Venus: "Please use me! -Nailclippers." Mars then realizes his faults and thanks Venus for her help. Mars (using his newly cut nails): "THX." What a lovely pair they make.
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hey venus, i think i'll try that on grandpa mars and see if it works, great idea!
ReplyDeleteEw GROSS! I am feeling gaggy just looking at these. Don't ya just love marriage :)... ahhhh, nothing says romance like a note made from your true love's toenail clippings.... But I do like the detail of the tea cup on the side.. very sheik!
ReplyDeleteOK, the "THX" made me throw up a little. Pretty nasty. That being said, Kristine and I have had the same situation, too many times. What can I say? I'm an imperfect man.
ReplyDeleteI stubbled upon your blog via the "next blog" option - this is my favorite things I've read all day...
ReplyDeleteLOL I love the reply in TOENAILS! ha ha He's hilarious! Of course, if Stew did this I would be busting up and screaming at him at how disgusting he is! LOL I have to remind my razors that I sleep with, that they need a trim too. I don't know how they get missed. I NEVER do! OUCH!
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