Top 10 Reasons You Know You're Pregnant

10. You sleep with a dryer sheet on your face to keep out all smells while still being able to breathe. 9. You've watched every movie you own because it's the only activity that makes time go by and gets your mind off being completely nauseated 8. The man of your dreams has turned into a smelly creature with death defying breath. 7. You'd rather eat dry cereal and call it a meal because the smells from the refrigerator can take your life. 6. 10 hours of sleep is simply not enough and going to bed at 7pm is absolutely necessary. 5. You suddenly have 30 half eaten boxes of various cereal from Kashi Healthy Heart to Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 4. You plan on waking up between the hours of 1-3 am to: 1.Go to the bathroom 2. Eat a small bowl of cereal (yes, this means you have to open the putrid refrigerator) 3. Then lay awake for an hour hoping that you can fall back asleep soon to get at least 10 hours of sleep. 3. Every healthy eating habit has rushed out the door including all of the once-wonderfully-satisfying vegetables, just for the sake of survival. (Yes, this means you force yourself to gag down a small salad hoping that this child you're creating is getting something nutritious to eat.) 2. You tie an elastic hair-band through the button whole of your jeans to keep them from falling off but not in anyway touching your stomach. And finally you know you are pregnant if 1. After 10 years of being utterly anti fast-food suddenly you find yourself eating Taco Bell twice in one day. Yes, Brent and I are expecting our first baby and all the horror stories about pregnancy are true. I'm due August 5th. And to make it even more fun, my sister Michelle and Dallin are expecting their first 4 days after. They live in Georgia. My mom has never missed a birth yet.